tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

#go 

nakedbrokenpieces:

thranduils-queen:

can the wine erase the memories. can it wash away the tears unshed

snowmissus

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

jaclcfrost:

this is actually the cutest thing ever i’m going to cry

oreoofficial:

hearing your voice through a recording

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